Currently reading:

You Killed Wesley Payne by Sean Beaudoin

The original Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir ACD

That's it. I should read more.
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FX Fargo

Supernatural

Doctor Who

I'd say Sherlock, but there isn't much to watch.
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Anything by Mika

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You're the bee's knees.

That is all.

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deduction-to-seduction:

mrs-mob-johnlocked:

This show.

can I just

posted1 hour ago / 24 Jul 2014 with 154,610 notes   

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thegingerbatch:

please take a moment to appreciate how excited john looks that he’s about to kick the shit out of him

like hell yes i have been waiting two years to wrap my hands around your throat you miserable sack of shit i am so glad you’re alive cause i’m gonna murder you

(Source: nyotas)

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halloawhatisthis:

Sherlock raises his hand to help John when he stumbles up and looks like he is about to faint.

posted16 hours ago / 23 Jul 2014 with 20,335 notes   

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shinka:

sherlock’s face when he sees kitty’s cleavage he’s like ‘i have to face my arch-nemesis and now boobs. great. just fucking great. what a shitty day’

posted19 hours ago / 23 Jul 2014 with 2,420 notes   

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merindab:

sherlock-undercover:

When John heard water splashing and realized Janine went into Sherlock’s bath.

He actually clenched his jaw.

#this is the face of a man who realises the life he wants has slipped him by #whether you believe in Johnlock or not I think this moment is proof that John isn’t happy with Mary #and wants the life he had at Baker Street more #Baker Street’s changed #things have moved around and he’s unfamiliar with it #and that’s jarring enough #but the idea that while he’s been away Sherlock has changed too is too much #Sherlock seems to have filled the gap John left behind #and he seems to have done it with Romantic Love #yet despite everything Mary is for John she still doesn’t fill the space Sherlock used to (via willietheplaidjacket )

not—deaded:

backseat fun times by ~Cyrrs

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(Source: misternumbers)

posted1 day ago / 23 Jul 2014 with 161 notes   

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thegingerbatch:

if martin freeman’s eye color doesn’t make you angry then

you

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are 

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not

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paying

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attention

posted1 day ago / 23 Jul 2014 with 9,250 notes   

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To everyone who answered that post about my ficlet, thank you so much! I really needed that inspiration and now I have it. Thank you.

posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 3 notes      reblog

dozmuffinxc answered to your post “I’m writing a ficlet about John sucking Sherlock’s fingers, and I…”

I think it would be amazing if you could write a boner-less, orgasm-less ending! Keep me posted :D

tbh that’s all i can write anyways. i’ll try my best. <3

posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 3 notes      reblog

I’m writing a ficlet about John sucking Sherlock’s fingers, and I can’t find a proper ending for it that doesn’t include orgasms. Anyone know how I could make a good ending, but no boners spilling or stuff like that?

posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 7 notes      reblog

jvmmoriarty:

Haiku; Sherlock 3

posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 1,471 notes   

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thekneegrope:

sherlock sitting on the floor with a glue stick and little kid scissors glueing john’s face on the vitruvian man while nothing compares 2 u plays on the radio

posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 1,002 notes   

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mycroftplayingoperation:

SOMEONE TAKE THE PHOTOSHOP AWAY FROM ME

posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 12,742 notes   

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  • Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
  • Sherlock: lol I don't care
  • Henry: HOUND
  • Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
  • ~LATER~
  • Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
  • John: town
  • Sherlock: let's go
  • Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
  • John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
  • Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
  • Townsman: fuck you I did tho
  • John: lol I get 50 quid for free
  • ~AND THEN~
  • Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
  • John: I am a captain
  • Sherlock: trolololol
  • ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
  • Sherlock: rabbit
  • Stapleton: rabbit
  • John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
  • Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
  • Sherlock: kthanks
  • John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
  • Sherlock:
  • John: Your coat
  • Sherlock:
  • John: stop being attractive
  • Sherlock:
  • John: I meant mysterious
  • ~THEN~
  • Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
  • John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
  • Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
  • Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
  • ~BUT THEN~
  • Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
  • Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
  • John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
  • Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
  • Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
  • ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
  • Sherlock: alcoholdl
  • John: you're having an emotion
  • Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
  • John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
  • Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
  • John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
  • ~CHATTING UP THE LADY~
  • Frankland: just casually ruining everything
  • John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
  • ~THE NEXT DAY~
  • Sherlock: john
  • John:
  • Sherlock: john
  • John:
  • Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
  • John:
  • Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
  • John: okay.
  • Sherlock: insults.
  • ~LATER STILL~
  • Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
  • John: crying
  • Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
  • John: therapist danger shit
  • Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
  • Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
  • Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
  • Moriarty: BOO
  • Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
  • Dog: HOUND
  • John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
  • Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
posted1 day ago / 22 Jul 2014 with 18,312 notes   

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